Sundays are MeLlOw


Good evening to you, How is your Sunday going? That’s cool man, Mine has been good yeah, Thanks for asking. Super sunny in Vancouver today, gave us a little taste of how spectacular the summers are here. Can’t wait. Well for tonight I have found a collection of videos that are weird, messed up, funny and down right brutal. I will start off a little easy…

At least someone was spotting.

Please deliver those to my house (HAHA! weapon of mass destruction! haha!)

This is pretty funny

I do not recommend watching this entire clip, I did, It was brutal.

Lighten up the mood for this evening

Man seriously, that metal band is pretty horrible . For one, they can’t sing, and two, there is NO guitarist! They have friend’s moshing on the stage behind them, Ahh it’s so bad! everything about it is so fricken terrible! Who watched these guys and said, “Please play at our elementary school.” Why, what is the reason for this performance… I feel so dirty from watching that monstrosity. I am glad I got that off my chest, it was bugging me.

These next two are a bit old, but I have never seen them, maybe you have, maybe you haven’t!.

Pretty sweet biking video.

By far the coolest dude ever!

Ok here are some newer video for you, they are of the Tsunami that hit Japan.

Tsunami in the Middle of the ocean hours before heading Japan.

Ok wow, that is insane footage.

 

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As The World Turns.


Happy Saturday everyone. I hope your day is going well. Grab a cup of coffee, and click here.  This is a pretty cool video, if these guys actually made this, there investor’s are going to be pissed.

I really want to share this video with you,  some people have know idea who Oppenheimer is!? (video may cause depression. seriously, you can really see regret, pain, and remorse for what he had created.) I had a discussion with someone the other night, they had no clue who Robert Oppenheimer was. I was speechless, I quoted his famous line. ” I am become death, the destroyer of worlds” This person was speechless, KNOW IDEA!?

We have serious problems, they won’t just go away. Reactors melting down. (for those of you who rely on one news source – CNN, or CBC, I recommend seeking multiple outlets,  here is a good place to start.) They are about to bomb (if not already bombing) Libya. Interesting enough this is the largest grossing oil country in Africa. Keep you minds open, don’t listen to one source of media, look for the information yourself. And most importantly as your self this ” would the government lie to us?” or “would the government hide things from us.” if you think the answer is no, thanks for coming out, have a good life, see yeah later, enjoy your dream world.

This is funny, How dumb can they think we are? If it’s so good for us, sell it in a bottle for us to drink up!

To end this, and to possibly cheer you up. Louis C.K everybody. he is too funny.

Enjoy your day everybody.

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arrrrrgh……


I didn’t post anything yesterday because it was ST.PATRICK’S DAY! for that reason this is all I have to say to you. talk to you tomorrow. arrrrhdhdhgh….. my body.

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Sleeping Overtime.


I did it again. I tried getting up a few times but next thing I knew, I was drifting back to sleep. Wow, here are some reasons why sleeping in when unemployed isn’t the greatest idea.

– Waking up at 1:00 p.m may sound like it’s awesome (it is pretty sweet) but say good-bye to the rest of the day. By the time you have a coffee, shower, and a bite to eat its 7:00 P.m!

– Try going for a walk after you woke up in the afternoon. first of all I feel god awful in the morning, and I know I don’t look the prettiest. People give you some weird stares, probably thinking to themselves “look at that bum, I’m not giving him any change!.” Look people I am out of milk for my coffee, and I just got up. Give me a break.

– Missing important phone calls because you turned it on silence, so know one disturbed your slumber. I really don’t care about this one.

– Only having a few hours of sunlight. I need my vitamin D!

– Feeling guilty having “an afternoon beer” when you know it’s practically the morning for your lazy ass because you just got up 25 minutes ago.

Those are just a few things to mention, there are way more. I’m sure some of you can name a few. How does anybody work nights. alright time to cook lunch..or dinner.. or whatever.

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Tuesday Smoozeday


Good morning!..holy sh…it’s 5:30 P.M wow, I have no explanation for this one. wow, what happened to Tuesday? well, Good Evening everybody, I hope today has treated you well. I would like to share that I have not been bored today, I played guitar for most of the morning..err afternoon. Good way to spend a rainy day. What? Yea, I looked for work, I applied to a bunch of jobs. Huh? No, I haven’t had many call backs. No, my resume is in good working order, I also make superb cover letters.  At least I think I do…hmm.

I have nothing against religious people, some of my really good friends are religious, and that’s fine. They never ask me to go to church, change my ways, or as some people say “convert” me to their religion. I also never ask them to do anything out of their comfort zone. This video, really? really!? come on! This chick has a severe mental issue and has a HUGE hard-on for the creator. Since when does god force the planets tectonic plates to rub against each other?

Here’s a few videos to help you through the evening.

Why did this guy cooperate then start resisting? what did he think was going to happen?

This man ran out of beer. He should have read my Hibernation Techniques Parts one and two.

If you haven’t seen this yet, it’s pure genius.

Alright, have a good night, I am going to try to not sleep my Wednesday away. good luck to me.

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Hibernation Techniques. Part Two


Welcome to part two of my hibernation techniques, for those of you who have not read part one, go and read it, wtf?. I am going to cover a series of items you must have while hibernating, these items will keep you from getting bored. They may even stimulate your mind.

Smokes – Yes I know they are bad for, I have read the reports, seen the commercials, blah blah blah…  Listen, if you are unemployed, have nothing to do, you might as well smoke some cigarettes, they say it relieves stress. Stress can cause one to leave the hibernation process, you may stress out that you don’t have a job, money is tight, but come on a couple smokes never hurt a guy..right? The last thing you want to do is leave your home, so smoke some cigarettes, and keep yourself focused.

Beer – You can’t always count on your drinking buddies to supply you with beer. I suggest to have at least 6 beers on hand a day. 3 for the afternoon, and 3 for the evening when your afternoon buzz is giving you a headache. Depending on how many days you plan to stay inside, times the days by 6. example, 7 days x 6 beers = 42 beers.

The internet – You are going to want the internet. If you don’t have the internet, sign up, poach it, do whatever it is you need to do to have internet. Come on get with the times, how else are you going to see what a monkey looks like in a dress roller skating? The internet can keep you busy for hours on end, this helps fight boredom during the hibernation process.

Snacks – And not those crappy vegetables and fruits, I’m talking about chips, cookies, popcorn, and pizza pops. Food items that take minutes to prepare and leave you feeling satisfied. You’re gonna need to snack on something before the pizza dude shows up, might as well have some chips on hand.

Imagination – This is a big one, remember sitting around all day staring at the wall can be productive, but your imagination is going to get you through some of those slow parts of the day. Imagine your somewhere nice, like Mexico, your parents house, a high paying job where you do nothing. When in doubt the thrift store always has cheap puzzles.

Musical Instrument – You are already sitting on your ass doing nothing. Pick up an instrument, I play guitar, set a goal for yourself. Try and learn 2-3 new songs a day. Maybe even write one of your own. Here is a start. Come on, we have the internet, it’s easier than ever to learn how to play these ridiculously hard things. You might even start a sweet band and become super famous. Then you can hibernate all you want and call it “working”.

If you fellow hibernators feel I am missing anything, please leave a comment, let me know.

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Hibernation Techniques. Part One.


I would like to share some of my techniques used to keep yourself from having to leave your Man-Cave (or woman) when you just don’t want to be outside. Hibernating can be good for the mind, and actually help develop tactics in fighting boredom.

Find a good pair of comfy pants, now the pants can pretty much be anything you find most comfortable. For me I go with my plaid blue fleece pants (a Christmas present from 2 years ago).  Now some of you are going to make a mistake by either wearing a pair that is suitable for going outside or just not comfortable enough to sit around in for days on end. (This is just fine people, there is a learning curve when trying to fulfill a few days of hibernating). The biggest rookie mistake people make is not having the back up pair. For me this is the sweatpants. (with sweatpants, you need to make sure they fit, not to tight, but not to baggy). The sweat pants are for when the first pair either A) become to filthy or smelly for even you to lay around in or B) people just don’t take you serious enough in the pajama pants (they think you may have just woken up)

The sweatpants are going to send a different message to those friends of yours. The message you want them to receive is “this man has given up, he is not going anywhere” you need to be careful with these ones, because they are only used in desperate measures.  Lay around in the sweatpants long enough, and they start to become you, you actually believe you have given up. (this takes years of practice to be able to escape the sweatpants, it is not for the weak of heart). The sweatpants can get you out of many social outings that pajama pants can’t. Ex. your friends try to drag you out but you can’t go, it’s laundry day, hence the sweat pants. Little do they know that you are pulling a full on hibernation stint. Now if you had pajama pants, they think you just woke up and you got some jeans to throw on. not good. Unless you have the sweatpants as back up, throw those on and they won’t want to take you anywhere!

So, do we have are pants picked? good. On to the most important part of hibernating. Screening phone calls. If you don’t have call display, pay the extra 5 bucks and get it, it is well worth the money. Screening calls is going to be a major part of hibernating. DO answer calls from family, your partner, gaming buddies, and the most important drinking buddies. DON’T answer calls from work, future employers, workout buddies, sports buddies, come drink at my house drinking buddies. You want people to come to you, if you have to leave the house, that means putting the “jeans” on. Your drinking buddies can pick up extra necessities such as beer, smokes, and some light snacks. Your family may have something important to tell you like, your inheritance has kicked in, they found a GST cheque of yours, or just a family emergency.  Your partner can bring takeout or even come over and cook a meal for you. The other people are going to want you to come to work, go for a run, etc, etc.

Tomorrow we will cover items you will need to complete the hibernation process.

 

 

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